Uncle Bhai Gora tested positive for Covid 19 a few months ago and with the current surge and few friends contracting the virus he has put together a Q & A that most Indian people askAaawww How did u get it Bhai Gora and where did u get it? Areh Wha Aunty if I knew the answer to that I would tell you. Probably Fordsburg as it was a Hot Spot. But then again maybe a Woolies in the North or hold on could have been the Mr D guy becoz I hugged him and gave him a tip. Maybe Iblis gave it to me ——————————————————Oooi Bhai Gora did you not sanitize and where a mask and practice social distancing? No Goree Fooi I went out breaking the law looking for it. So much sanitizers out there I can’t even have a dirty thought so I ignore washing my hands? —————————————————-Bhai Gora did you test your butler? No I told him Njoy urself. Go out while I Quarentine alone. Your services are only needed in 3 weeks time. Take off and put people at risk. Only one person per household can get it —————————————————Bhai Gora if you knew you had it why did you visit everybody? Thank you aunty why didn’t you test me when you insisted I come for tea and Samoosas —————————————————-Bhai Gora how could you go to for Fordsburg when you know the guys spit Paaan everywhere? Aunty ……you are worse than the virus——————————————————-Bhai Gora Shake my hand man don’t be rude. This is a conspiracy? What noncense is this elbow thing? Bhaai Saap you need a vaccine————————————————When I came out of Cowid I seen one uncle in the shop. He said Bhai Gora Dont u have Qowid. He looked at me like I was Milakel Mowt and I came to take his rooh (soul)away. I never seen a chap so afraid Also I went to one shop and uncle said Bhaai stand outside I heard you had Cowid. At Woolworths one aunty saw me and said I heard you had Cowid. She told her children go sit in car and stand behind me and far frum this Uncle*These questions were based on true events and sarcasm was used to answer (disclaimer) Stay safe everybody and don’t blame anybody that has it. Nobody wants this virus. Areh wah lets Pray and be responsible. We have lost loved ones and many are ill. May they all be granted full health and Shifa