Top Saturday in the football world. Let’s start with half Meeecheene (Indian accent) half man Haaaland. Hatrick Sir. Can anyone stop Citeh? Poch loses to Forest 1-0. Spurs lads were rampant after a Son Hat trick. Brighton subject Newcastle to their third loss in a row. In Europe Bellingham scores the winner and what a start his having. AC Milan beat Roma 2-1 and Lazio beat Napoli 2-1. Let’s see what today holds