{"id":8827,"date":"2025-05-10T23:52:34","date_gmt":"2025-05-10T23:52:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/?p=8827"},"modified":"2025-05-11T10:02:15","modified_gmt":"2025-05-11T10:02:15","slug":"knock-knock-whos-thereissa-issa-whoissa-nudder-penalty-the-mancs-score-a-lateeeeee-penalty-to-beat-brighton-3-2-all-i-heard-from-the-abus-was-brighton-hit-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/?p=8827","title":{"rendered":"\u201cKnock Knock! Who\u2019s there?Issa. \u201cIssa Who\u201dIssa Nudder Penalty. The MANCS score a Lateeeeee penalty to beat Brighton 3-2. All I heard from the ABUS was Brighton hit the post 5 times. Chelsea stuttered again despite all their big signings and Ancelotti doing great things with Everton. Looking forward to toMorow especially Juves trip to Roma and Liverpool vs Arsenal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/120222479_676320816342682_5132239570364187495_n.jpg\" alt=\"\u201cKnock Knock! Who\u2019s there?Issa. \u201cIssa Who\u201dIssa Nudder Penalty. The MANCS score a Lateeeeee penalty to beat Brighton 3-2. All I heard from the ABUS was Brighton hit the post 5 times. Chelsea stuttered again despite all their big signings and Ancelotti doing great things with Everton. Looking forward to toMorow especially Juves trip to Roma and Liverpool vs Arsenal\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8828,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"tdm_status":"","tdm_grid_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-swoosh0018"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8827"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8829,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8827\/revisions\/8829"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}