{"id":495,"date":"2024-10-27T20:52:33","date_gmt":"2024-10-27T20:52:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/?p=495"},"modified":"2024-10-29T16:44:20","modified_gmt":"2024-10-29T16:44:20","slug":"knock-knock-whos-there-isaaah-isaaah-who-eeeesah-penalty-eish-mancs-lose-to-west-ham-i-was-in-lenz-toppie-flooking-said-eth-must-go-said-leave-now-roads-are-bad-whats-happe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/?p=495","title":{"rendered":"Knock Knock. Who\u2019s there. Isaaah. Isaaah who. Eeeesah Penalty. Eish MANCS lose to West Ham."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/464852164_18466552291029336_8720002499040850474_n.jpg\" alt=\"Knock Knock. Who\u2019s there. Isaaah. Isaaah who. Eeeesah Penalty. Eish MANCS lose to West Ham. I was in Lenz. Toppie flooking. Said ETH must go. Said leave now roads are bad. What\u2019s happening MANCS . Also we wont see any Spurs owes this week now. Spurs lose to Palace. Watta Sunday\" \/><\/p>\n<p> I was in Lenz. Toppie flooking. Said ETH must go. Said leave now roads are bad. What\u2019s happening MANCS . Also we wont see any Spurs owes this week now. Spurs lose to Palace. Watta Sunday<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LvM2eXKF1GE?si=3oGazXwtSMFjsUEP\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in Lenz. Toppie flooking. Said ETH must go. Said leave now roads are bad. What\u2019s happening&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":496,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[151,45,152],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-english-premier-league","category-football","category-manchester-united"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":524,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/495\/revisions\/524"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/swoosh0018.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}