Why are couples fighting these days. Ok fine there are and always will be issues but sometimes in relationships when you partner is too domineering and the phrase is “HAVE YOU BY THE BALLS” You will always be under the KOSH. Im like a fine wine ,I just get better with age and lately I dont know if you notice but when the women is larger than her husband she Generally seems to have him under control. Do you notice that. Please research it and observe and leave a comment. Hence the phrase Mertrarse (pronounced Indian style for Matress) because After they shout you you can sleep on them.
Saleem Bha once had a girlfriend. He was exactly like Norbit. He couldnt say anything,Do anything without her making Big Eyes. Once Saleem Bha was in the Kruger Park and he came face to face with a Heyena. He was in grave Danger. The Hyena was ready to attack. All of a sudden his wife Mariam Bibi who was quite hefty and Big came from behind. The Heyena seen this huge object or shadow and fled. Later on the Game Ranger said that when and animal sees something larger than itself it gets scared and runs off.
There were also moments when Mariam Bibi used to just walk in and we would be playing panna or bridge and shed scream. Saleem Bha “SAY MA NAME”. And the man would simply smile and say Mariam Bibi. Weve seen Saleem Bha with many girls petite and smaller than him and he was a b!@#tard. He would even say “What nonsence is this.I need to take a stand. A man must put his foot down.
Yet everytime Saleem Bha comes into contact with a large women he shys off like a Heyena. Hell we seen Saleem Bha go from not eating seafood to eating CRABS and Prawns and scallops while Mariam Bibi watched. She once also told him to eat pork and he was about to when she said Saleem Bha SAY MY NAME. I WAS JUST FOOLING GERCHODO.
Imagine that. As years went on I have noticed this trend and seen it so many times. After all the scolding Saleem Bha used to get at the End of it all he would say “Its Ok I slept on her and passed out”
Also sometimes some man like to be under the Sectional Title. Its a form of arousal. They also say more for them to love. Some men just do it because they know they get to eat a chcikwich sandwish and 40 wings with soul fire sauce once a week. One day Bhai Gora said he seen once uncle in Nageens in Lenz trying to push the trolly with his Mertrarse inside. She say her feet was sore from shopping. everytime he stopped she shouted. Chodooo Go to the B Section and Buy Saloosa 45.
My Old friend Moosa Peer who was a teacher we used to dig with as highschool students a summer job, once saw the boys laughing at a big woman walking down the street. He stood by them and took part in the oggling, of course the boys shut up immediately. When the lady walked away, he said, this is maybe strange for you now, but once you get older and cold in the winter, if you’ll get lucky, you might hug a woman like her and then you will think… and this is all mine. The boys stared at him for a long time. None of them ever made a joke about Big Women anymore.
Men take time to mature. And tastes are different.
Alos Bhai Gora says his theory is affirmed by the amount of Bitcharos and small built guys shopping in the Plus size section at Departmental stores in South Africa nad India
So I ask you DOES THE THEORY OF THE MERTRARSE HOLD TRUE. Was Saleem Bha a rare case.Does a Larger Women boss her Husband more than a thin women