We all had this Ball. What memories do you have of this Ball
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The litys were playing in the garden the other day with the new Adidas Ball. Uncle Bhai Gora came out and said you litys are tikking around with a ball that’s over 1k. In our...
Theory of the Dheggs by Uncle Bhai Gora
Areh Wah. A while back UBG was sitting with Some Elderly Alipor Men in their 70's and 80's at an Alipor Wedding. What an intimitading place to be. I felt like I was in Glatasary Istanbul surrounded by Gala...
Theory of Red Velvet-Is it killing the Chaar Spirit
Areh Wah I tell you. I miss the days of the Classic Weddings like we used to have before. People from my era can relate about these weddings from the past. What Great venues . There wasn’t all this...
The UBG Column-Just What happened on North beach that Day with the Sharks
Areh Wah. I was with Spielberg when he created Jaws and Now this. Was it really a Shark. Was it a Sting Ray,Was it a Plank with Nails?
What Really Happened on this Day. Leave your comments.
THEORY OF THE MUTALWALEE-Are they like the Football Managers or are the Managers Like...
By Uncle Bhai Gora
The other day I was a bit early for Maghrib prayers in one of the bigger Mosques in the area and I noticed one of the custodians of the Mosque (Mutawalee) with SSBV written on his...
THEORY OF HOSPITALS-Thou must not violate onesnvisiting rights at Hospitals and clinics by UBG
By Uncle Bhai Gora
Areh Wah. We know that when you are sick, just a simple visit lifts your spirit. But vat happens when an Indian Uncle is Sick. Its like a mithoo moro man. Visitors,Noise, and once I even...
THEORY OF BAKRI EID
By Uncle Bhai Gora
Areh Wah its that time of the year again and its time when the muslim brothers slaughter for Qurbanai. Now this is a very different Eid from the first one. This Eid involves the Farm and...
THEORY OF THE RAMADAN COLLECTORS
THEORY OF THE RAMADAAN COLLECTERS
By Uncle Bhai Gora
Areh Shukr Bhaai, It is the month of Ramadan again. All you readers have read our posts before about ten things to stay away.from in Ramadan and Theory of Ramadan etc. However...
THEORY OF CATJACKED
A female victim emailed me and said Swoosh you could publish the THEORY OF COCKJACKED so please here my story and warn helpless female victims. She came forward and Here is her story. It concerns being CAT (pussy cat)...
THEORY OF THE MERTRARSE
By Uncle Bhai Gora
Why are couples fighting these days. Ok fine there are and always will be issues but sometimes in relationships when you partner is too domineering and the phrase is "HAVE YOU BY THE BALLS" You will...
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WEEKLY SOCCER ROUND UP-WE ARE IN THE PERISHAANS(PROBLEMS)
We are in the Perishaans (Problems) indeed. Another drab draw. And the f#4ken Arsenal MUGGS didnt help us either. I spent the weekend chilling....
